being a girl who likes girls is so weird because you have like three movies and five tv shows and if anyone has an even slightly above-average knowledge of any of them you know immediately
there is no one expecting dick to taste good though. i’ve never ever once met a cis dude paranoid about his genitals tasting weird or salty or sweaty or whatever. but of course pussy has to taste like fruit and whatever. OF COURSE.
This is how a babydyke is flirting
Here you can see an “out and proud” lesbian flirting
Emma, every guy you’re with either dies or is a massive creeper. If that’s not a good enough reason to be with a woman I don’t know what is
Well, if you had one phone call to make before you died, who would you call, what would you say, and why are you waiting?
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- Professor: Who plans on getting married within the next 5-10 years?
- Like 3 people: *raises hand*
- Professor: Who plans on never getting married?
- Me: *raises hand*
- Professor: *points me out* why?
- Me: It's illegal.
- Professor: touche.